“Jenny is a customer of Burger Joint that nearly leaves her purse behind in “Ricky Spanish”. When Roger reminds her about the purse, she comments she’d leave her butt behind if it wasn’t so big. But as she starts to leave and Roger checks it out, she turns with a laugh and notes that it is normal sized and she made everyone look before triumphantly leaving the...
carcinogenitals: i made this my dad’s desktop but he got mad and told me to change it so i made it this
Humans of New York →
humansofnewyork: Late last night I saw a man crossing 3rd Avenue, weighed down by two armloads of groceries. He didn’t seem to notice that cars were coming in both directions. They began honking at him. Some slammed on their brakes. I waited for the man to realize his mistake and turn around, but instead he just…
songsyoumightstilllove: Run DMC vs. Jason Nevins...
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
adore1d: I want the queen to say “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favour” then lock everyone in the arena
apinchofbelladona: Never forget.
kushandlyrikz: The Filipino Olympic team didn’t come out in snapbacks and Obey t-shirts.
Meanwhile, in the Olympic Village...
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air