May 2011
@realadamsandler Serious question: Airplanes have now banned tweezers? I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
—The Dark Knight (via toewsgirl19)
For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's "chicks over dicks". For me, it's "whoever the fuck has my back, over them fake ass bitches, anyday".
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